Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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