He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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