Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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