Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
I don't think brook has ever known best
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. š
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Iām not dating him for his personality. Iām dating him so I can steal his dog.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
she referred to her cum as āpussy butterā so needless to say we had a good night
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