Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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