After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
