We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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