Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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