My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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