return my video game
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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