i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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