I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
