you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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