dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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