the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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