Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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