never play flip cup with pint glasses
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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