after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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