Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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