HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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