How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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