the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
We need to get me chipped asap
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
