You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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