Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
it wasn't lemon gatorade
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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