so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Success! We fucked roommates!
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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