Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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