angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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