Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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