Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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