I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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