i jhust puked up my retainher.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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