We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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