Those balls look pretty dangerous.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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