Pants 0. Shit 1.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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