We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
