i don't like sucking hair
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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