even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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