omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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