maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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