Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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