Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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