how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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