Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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