I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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