Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
we made out on top of his cat.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Randomize
