I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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