Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
