went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I think I am morally bankrupt
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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