Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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