That's intense
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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