bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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