He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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