The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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